The Onion
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The Onion last won the day on March 22 2010
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About The Onion
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Senior Member
- Birthday 12/25/1984
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New Jersey. Got a problem with that?
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Occupation
Throwing boxes into trucks.
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The Onion
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The Onion started following MW2 NVG (Night Vision Goggles) Drawing *Winner PAPA SLICK*, What are you listening to, Computer vs Console and and 5 others
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oh my lord.
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Happy Birth Day PAPASLICK!
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
happy birthday papa, you shamanistic sonofabitch. -
The two word game
The Onion replied to GamerGoddess's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
Man alive! -
The two word game
The Onion replied to GamerGoddess's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
Me too! -
Desk Top! Lets see it!
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
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Att: Papa Slick Your shamanistic behavior will no longer be tolerated
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[video=youtube;fc9JzvuvNkA] Im on to you :mad: -
I want a new hemi cuda to come out!
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We are sorry for finding your spy ring Russia.
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Media Talk
Man, I would have given up all sorts of state secrets to get with the redhead. So hot, want to touch the hiney, arrrroooooo! -
This bitch is a year old? dammmnnn
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Favorite Movie Quotes
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
Dogma Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass." That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it-do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!" -
Al and Tipper Gore separating after 40 years of marriage
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Who gets global warming? -
"I do think at a certain point you?ve made enough money!"
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Im talking straight up bangability, leave personality/intelligence at the door. did you really put a question mark on bottom middle? I dont think I want to talk to you anymore. -
"I do think at a certain point you?ve made enough money!"
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Media Talk
Only top middle is suspect, the rest are highly bangable. sure, they arent ultra-hot, but anybody that holds women to that standard probably isnt getting laid very much. -
Arizona Immigration Law
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thats my point, how is less government control going to fix the issue in this case? -
Arizona Immigration Law
The Onion replied to x626xBlack's topic in Off Topic Discussion/General Discussion
How would less government control fix illegal immigration?