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Pick the month you were born

 

Jan - I ate

Feb - I banged

Mar - I ran naked with

April - I smoked with

May - I ran shirtless with

June - I beat

July - I cuddled with

Aug - I needed

Sept - I shot

Oct - I shanked

Nov - I stabbed

Dec - I slept with

 

Pick the day ( # ] you were born on

 

01 - my lover

02 - a dog

03 - homer

04 - A homo

05 - a condom

06 - A toothbrush

07 - a hippie

08 - a glass of milk

09 - a porn star

10 - Paris Hilton

11 - the trojan man

12 - a teletubby

13 - the kool-aid man

14 - some crack heads

15 - an easter egg

16 - a pot head

17 - a bum

18 - a stripper

19 - a horse

20 - a homeless guy

21 - a drink

22 - my best friend

23 - the cookie monster

24 - my boy friend

25 - a bowl of cereal

26 - a golf ball

27 - a bag of weed

28 - a french fry

29 - your mom

30 - your grandma

31 - a mop

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

 

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Black - because I'm sexy like that

Pink - Because I'm good in bed

Red - because I have AMAZING *****

Brown- because I had to

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay.

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other -because I have double D' s

Green - because I love to snort cocaine.

Orange - because I smoked crack

Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Blue - because I'm a pimp

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me

Gold- because the people in my head were banging

Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl

none- because im a gangster

 

Mine is: I ran naked with the trojan man because I'm sexy like that

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I ran naked with my lover because I'm a pimp :D

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I smoked with a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos...

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I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that.... Not me at all... xD

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i stabbed a glass of milk because i have an amazing *****

:D

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I shot a drink because I'm a pimp

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I smoked with a homo because i love marijuana

 

pretty much makes sense lol.

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I shot a dog because I'm gangsta.

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I shanked a teletubby because I'm sexy like that

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