DiehardRob 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2009 After a good tug job the internet goes down. so sad when that happens. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTX SPARTAN 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssSlither 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... :lol: Exactly... I could fit right in that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTX SPARTAN 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... :lol: Exactly... I could fit right in that. Good to know. I was pricing a chipper for just such a purpose ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssSlither 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... :lol: Exactly... I could fit right in that. Good to know. I was pricing a chipper for just such a purpose ;)[/quote:2uvlemut]Good to know your hands aren't good enough for the job... ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTX SPARTAN 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... :lol: Exactly... I could fit right in that. Good to know. I was pricing a chipper for just such a purpose ;) Good to know your hands aren't good enough for the job... ;)[/quote:2e8coezc] That's not the reason at all. Manually just takes too long. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssSlither 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2009 Ohh I don't know.... Everything is going fine until he pulls up to his house and in the front yard there is a wood chipper. Ut oh...what Slither sees as she pulls up to her dates house.... :lol: Exactly... I could fit right in that. Good to know. I was pricing a chipper for just such a purpose ;) Good to know your hands aren't good enough for the job... ;)[/quote:1d1t0twr] That's not the reason at all. Manually just takes too long. ;)[/quote:1d1t0twr]Manually is more fun. The manual way is the only way. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiehardRob 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2009 You go out and have a great time and then return to your house for a little love. The morning after you awaken to find two things. 1 She is gone. 2 She left a note on your bathroom mirror with lipstick that reads, You have just experience HIV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiehardRob 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2009 After 4 hours of non stop hard sweaty sex the Mortician calls the cops and you are arrested for necrofilia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
